I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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