have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Randomize
