my phone is set on vibrate and its tucked up in my left front pocket. call me back 20 times real quick.
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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