escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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