I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
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