She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
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