went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
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I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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