Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
i either got mauled last night by a velociraptor or an angry lipstick lesbian. could have been both
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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