do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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