I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
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