I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
Randomize
