I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
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