Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
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