It's just like the Real World with babies
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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