So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
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