So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
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