my soul wont recognize me after tonight
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
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