No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
Dear sober self: your car keys are in the glove compartment, your car is outside the church. I hope you're reading this from your own bed instead of someone else's.
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
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