How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
It was around the time I started requesting "big girl straws" from the bartender for my jack and diets, that I knew I'd probably wake up with my sunglasses on and find my wallet in the shower.
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
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