dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
I have grass duct taped all over my body
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
I have feelings that need drinking.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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