There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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