Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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