mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
Randomize
