His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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from the living room?
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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