what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
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