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Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
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