Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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