how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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