if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
I stumbled in at 6am to find my cat in the window making a noise I've never heard her make. When I went to the window there was a goat outside staring at us.
Are you sure? Or did you just think there was a goat?
No there was a goat. I gave it a donut.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
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