i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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