Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
i believe in u and ur pee
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