You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
No subtext here. People are naked.
As shirtless as possible
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
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