I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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