Just mADE A PArabola og urine
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
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