I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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