Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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