p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
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