But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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