Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
Randomize
