Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
All I want for Christmas is my co-worker's speakerphone to be thrown against a brick wall, and the remains burned in a backyard fire while I roast a hot dog over it. Is that so much to ask?
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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