I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
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