We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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