is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
i just made my gag reflex go away.
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
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