Acid is not a monday night drug
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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