Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
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