WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
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