I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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