I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
high people should be assigned attendants
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
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