is wine microwaveable?
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
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