if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
false alarm, still single
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