Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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