I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
Who did Billy Mays play for?
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
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