i took some ambien and I TRIPPED out...i went into my mom's room to say goodnight and i don't remember anything...she said that i got really pissed at her because we were living in the Keebler elf tree and she was visiting other trees, then i started laughing hysterically and she goes "whats so funny?" and i go "there are 7 people sitting on my knees" and she goes "doesn't that hurt?" and i said "no we're sitting in a bowl" and then i capped it off and said "join the crazy train bro" and passed out.
I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
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