I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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